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Old Saw -




THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm, #115841
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm, #115735
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm, #115582
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm, #115019
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm, #115018
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am, #114983
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am, #114972
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am, #114971
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am, #114970

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am, #114968
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Ashley Brewer

bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am, #233932
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm, #138886
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am, #115151
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am, #115148
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #100958
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm, #100957
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm, #100954
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm, #100952
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm, #100951
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm, #223416
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina game****s tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm, #94767
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....****s... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm, #94749
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm, #94745
Love it!


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236621
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm, #236620
Amsome poster Commie.


SAINT PATRICK -


TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am, #231574

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am, #231559
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238412
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238410
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm, #238356
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


GUINEA SAURUS REX -


TAGS: south park guinea pigs
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by HtD

agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:07 am, #138978
Bad move, theboss. Too soon to call anything dumb.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:28 pm, #138971
If you dont understand the joke, dont complain about. Instead, watch Southpark, the startling. Then come back.
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:27 pm, #138970
wow. i cant even describe how dumb this is.
jakegilday - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm, #138969
LOL 5L
shadow warrior - January 27, 2009, 5:12 am, #54867
at least it's not a guinea pirate
stans dad - January 26, 2009, 2:43 am, #54518
o god!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm, #238648
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm, #226623

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232074
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am, #232056
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm, #231931
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm, #231868
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231859

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am, #231833
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am, #231828
lol... dude, looks like you!


LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.




HORSE COPS -




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am, #112960
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm, #222313
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am, #222306
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am, #222222
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am, #222221
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am, #222216
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am, #222214
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am, #222210
Nice work SD. Fiver.


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm, #226134
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm, #226133

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm, #226129
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


SHE IS A BEAUTY -


TAGS: june calendar pretense youth
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm, #256321
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm, #220192
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm, #220191
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm, #219983
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm, #219682
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm, #219679
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm, #219675
5pectacular
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm, #219670
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm, #219669

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm, #219666
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am, #219658
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am, #219655
Awesome.. Fav'd


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Never underestimate what people can do when they have no lives




SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm, #64953
Patience.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Roamer

To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm, #131514
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm, #26765
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm, #19347
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm, #13868
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an a**.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am, #7419
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm, #7376
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm, #2789
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm, #252378
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252377
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm, #220746
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am, #220726
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am, #220725
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am, #220698
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am, #220697
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am, #220686
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am, #220681
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm, #220667
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #220666
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm, #220664

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm, #220662
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220661
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220660
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #220659
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age




DAMN YOUR EYES! - Too late.


TAGS: igor freaks frankenstein out
Rating: 3.45/5
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:53 pm, #149785
Anonymous = 1


FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm, #222201
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm, #222191
Cute.


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am, #186011
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #186007
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm, #185965

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm, #185963
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm, #185947
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm, #185943
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm, #185938
Welcome back, great one!!!


OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide h** line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm, #225897
Good one RL.


SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...


TAGS: screw dog worry about wife
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:28 pm, #229714

That is why it's best to never date in the workplace.


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm, #236483
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm, #218818
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm, #212038
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm, #209414
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #209413
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am, #209397
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm, #179290
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am, #173837
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am, #173836
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am, #173834
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm, #173783
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173777
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm, #173750
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm, #173746
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


YOUTH -




THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am, #187331
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm, #168874
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am, #172957
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm, #221870
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




MARRIAGE -




IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am, #221658
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am, #221657
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am, #221654
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am, #221614
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am, #221599
Those soldiers are from germany btw


THE EVIL EMPIRE - Is coming out of the death star personal storage pod and looking fabulous !




TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR OUTLOOK - The Pessimist is always alone, the optimist is just two people away from having a threesome


TAGS: optimist pessimist outlook threesome
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:46 pm, #220792
indeed


ALCOHOL -




40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am, #199692
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm, #199524
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am, #199521
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


BEEN THERE DONE THAT -


TAGS: verdeckt out late
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

Coombsy007 - October 7, 2011, 9:19 am, #224808
yes mine does that when I get home at 5L am
Verdeckt - October 6, 2011, 7:03 pm, #224794
But honey, I sent you a text... "Im hiubf ri vw ksyr" Oh....


THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.


TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm, #169520
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm, #169432
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm, #76221
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm, #76213
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm, #10958
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.


TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am, #240768
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!


LIFE - Is all about a*s You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it Or simply just being one


TAGS: life is all about ass
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:39 pm, #223210
Don't forget sitting around on it or working it off.
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2011, 6:42 am, #222997
LOLOLOL! there's that too...
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 2:09 am, #222996
Don't forget "getting it." Also, thousands of years ago, it was an a** man who first discovered a way a man can have intercourse with a woman with no risk of pregnancy


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




THAI FOOD -


TAGS: burns in burns out thai
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Daniel Shortt - December 12, 2010, 8:42 pm, #206553
h** h** h** just what you need on the cold winter nights
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:28 pm, #206480
I hear that
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:24 pm, #206479

kung POW maybe?


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


THE PROOF - ...is in the pictures!




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am, #127142
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm, #127035
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm, #127031
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MONGOLIANS - Kiss your city walls goodbye




MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am, #226222
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm, #224643

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm, #224626
well said


CUB SCOUTS THE WORLD OVER -


TAGS: scouting merit badges
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 6:17 pm, #247928
No... Trigger... Discipline...
MashiMashi - September 11, 2012, 11:26 am, #239073
Knock-off real good ones d*** good ones no-country cold afford to hand them out like this. For one MP% you could arm each of them with an AK-47 and a RPG.
Untamedfifty - October 15, 2010, 7:54 pm, #198480
im still trying to figure out where they got mp5's
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:33 pm, #198465
Yes.., and the 'honor' badge is REALLY different...!!


CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out


TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Alixian

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am, #242193
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's g**; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am, #222880
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm, #222868
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm, #222388
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am, #222288
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am, #222096
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am, #222074
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am, #178800
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am, #178797
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am, #178795
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am, #178788
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm, #251861
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm, #251860
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am, #250003
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am, #249999
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm, #249984
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm, #249981
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm, #249971

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am, #249968
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




X FILES - Finally the crossroad of the truth was found out there




DENIAL -


TAGS: drinking passout denial party
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 8, 2009, 5:19 pm, #57882
I can't remember....so its must be an even nicer river
Culos - February 8, 2009, 4:20 pm, #57870
Denial is a river in Africa!


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bella

RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm, #190003
THOSE BASTARDS


COULD BE A LONG HIKE -


TAGS: jet outof fuel
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224581

the curse of the spray of coffee through my nose....returns. epic Airman
Verdeckt - September 26, 2011, 7:56 am, #224549
...See what happens when you outsource defence contracts
LilyJ - September 26, 2011, 3:23 am, #224548
spelled "you're" wrong...
Greeny - September 23, 2011, 8:42 pm, #224521
The HUD needs 5erviced


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: morons stupid outrageous
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

observingthisplanet - February 25, 2014, 10:25 pm, #253303
And my ancestors died to protect this guys stupidity.
QuackQuack - November 23, 2012, 9:56 pm, #240914
That looks like a toilet seat. Maybe he has potty-mouth.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:48 pm, #196660
Most likely through some other orifice that isn't blocked?
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:37 pm, #196654
lol, how does it breathe?
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:24 pm, #196623
How did he break loose from the plough?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 12:52 pm, #196607
He does look like him ..
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:41 am, #196601

thanks for the spell check & likn...the one and only muammar
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:30 am, #196597
Al-Gaddafi?? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_al-Gaddafi
rerun - October 3, 2010, 10:20 am, #196595

looks like Khadaffi (or however you spell his name)
forseti - October 3, 2010, 10:05 am, #196594
someone has to tell him that a pierced eyebrow doesn't suit him. 5


CRITICISM -




83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah


TAGS: out of control
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman



PSYCH-OUT - When you face an opponent with superior skills, pick a superior strategy.


TAGS: psych out
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Losifer

forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:41 am, #177765
good one. i saw the pic many times without an idea of a text.


365 FOOLS -




CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #231442
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am, #231441

Love it~~


RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...


TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm, #225665
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm, #225635
oh what a relief it is


BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others


TAGS: watch out for speed bumps
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Zook

Talis Briedis - December 28, 2010, 7:55 am, #208469
Giving Arizona gamers an unfair advantage...
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 10:58 am, #190065
That's p***erted, Face.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:50 am, #190064
Maybe aggy but it kinda looks like they are running a marathon and the lil girl is the baton.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 10:41 pm, #190027
Aim carefully... they're trying to get your kid home from school, whitey!
Feasibly - August 19, 2010, 9:26 pm, #190024
Face is right, it looks like there's some bewbage 5L
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:04 pm, #190013

ok, win/win
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 8:03 pm, #190012
Shoot, i do what i want, anyways i think the middle one has bewbz
rerun - August 19, 2010, 8:02 pm, #190011

you can't fave this...if you look at the fav list., it is all bewbz....I do however like this
Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 7:59 pm, #190010
AMSOME poster and pic. Where do we get the score cards? 5L and fav'd


CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Atheist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am, #245744
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm, #87891
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am, #87720
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm, #87627
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: youth relationships puppy love kiss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:46 am, #197809
Nice! 5 cootie sh**s.


PROCTOLOGIST -


TAGS: knows you inside out owl
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:19 pm, #222115
You're "warmly" welcome!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:09 am, #222106
Spit out coffee through my nose. So 5fingers in you.


I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,


TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm, #226402

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm, #192332

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #192329

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm, #192319
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm, #192318
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm, #148472
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm, #148281
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm, #148268
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm, #148037
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm, #148015
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm, #148014
10:10, sir


FACT -




RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Sinisha

wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am, #146337
in his case true, very true


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218786
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218785
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm, #218784
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm, #166214
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


HEY JACK! - Why So Serious?


TAGS: mr cool is about to loose his
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:33 pm, #181580
The Other Poster With this pic is much better, in my opinnion at least.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 12:22 pm, #181523
That is the poster number of a poster with the same pic just shopped a bit differently. Use the search tab and plug the number in and hit go and you will see what the mexican is trying to point out.
whatukno - June 24, 2010, 11:45 am, #181519
Huh?
agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 9:04 am, #181494
#38233


F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.


TAGS: facebook my space twitter youtube
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

vader - August 13, 2010, 1:44 pm, #189334
the rating of the pic proves that there are way to much people at facebook. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:44 pm, #153317
5 true dats


JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm, #221954

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am, #221927
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


WOMEN FAIL - Time Management


TAGS: get in get out
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Lex

Kin - September 12, 2009, 1:33 am, #117085
*HYPERMATERIALISTIC FEMb**** FAIL Time, Budget, and Short-Attention Span Management [Fixed it for you.]
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:46 am, #113029
...Wait.. Was that line just before from I Am Ghost's "Interlude: Remeber This Face, Baby"?
f u c k you c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:45 am, #113026
love you really c u n t
c u n t - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113025
c u n t
mtethhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113024
and get f***ed **** face
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:44 am, #113023
go on ban me, make my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
methhead - August 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #113022
do you wonder why i neverlisten to you, its because im sick, i think im dying
oh yes oh yes - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113021
this is why i told you not to goover there james you never ever listen to me do you?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113020
If he continues I'm gonna have to get him banned.
i need somebody - August 29, 2009, 9:41 am, #113019
for a little love, ilike love
crusty mince pie - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am, #113018
somebody left a small brown pencil case containing a small blue rubber, a copy of body functions magaine and a smalljar of crab paste
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:40 am, #113017
Meth...It's a hell of a drug.
chump - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113016
wanna breed?
Arrogant Knight - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113015
*Sigh*
bruce willis - August 29, 2009, 9:39 am, #113014
im a big brown poo
pj - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #113013
lets get ready ready lets get get ready to rumble
a snake charmer - August 29, 2009, 9:38 am, #113012
grunt grunt im really not that orange, more of a light red colour
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am, #113011
I think it's time to take your medication.
a belly dancer - August 29, 2009, 9:37 am, #113010
hey was just asking why im supposed to haveto be the one to only and allways have to do this one?
cocojambo - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am, #113009
put me up put me down. put my feet back on the ground
a ting tong mushroom man - August 29, 2009, 9:36 am, #113008
wheres my rabbit?
creator lex - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #113007
im over over the president of a false sercurity
johnson?todd johnson - August 29, 2009, 9:35 am, #113006
i found all the ph**o graphs that you would never get to see
martin luther king - August 29, 2009, 9:34 am, #113005
1 o 1 1o1o111o1o1o111 come on baby light my boggie
jaho - August 29, 2009, 9:33 am, #113004
like a rhinestone cowboy. Gap need to improve merino wool stocks to have even the slightest chance of hitting base in this financhal year, word on the inside is that gap will be bankrupt in three months,. if you cant fold you cant work in fash. binary sol
Dylan - August 29, 2009, 6:02 am, #112981
For all of you who have never seen a girl, this is the most accurate depiction of them EVER!
Chron139 - August 28, 2009, 9:09 pm, #112888
Total sh** in the dark: you live in Ky; that looks alot like the Fayette Mall.
BuZZbomb - August 28, 2009, 8:52 pm, #112885
Hey, this was pretty good the first time. # 29656 and it was in color.
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:59 pm, #112805
Soooo, I see you met my wife Lex...just sayin'


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm, #242015
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm, #142194
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm, #142175
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm, #142171
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am, #142030
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am, #142028
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am, #142027
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am, #142026
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am, #142022
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am, #142019
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #141868

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm, #141863
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm, #141832

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm, #141827
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm, #141825
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm, #141539
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm, #141499
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm, #141470
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm, #141468
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm, #141467
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm, #141464
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm, #141458
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm, #141457
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm, #141453
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm, #141450
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm, #141448
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm, #141447
5 HooRahs!


WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.


TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm, #236259
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm, #229289
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm, #83167
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm, #70819
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm, #70795
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am, #58247
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am, #58243
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm, #53340
God I love Fallout 3.


MY DAUGHTERS DATE - Suddenly I Miss The Days She Liked Justin Bieber


TAGS: date daughter youth
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:52 pm, #247614
You could really end that whole fad by merely playing with a pliers near their person. Or play with *license only* magnets. Oooh, the screams that will slice through the air. My daughter has nothing to fear.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am, #236343
OOPS! I mean FORBID.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am, #236342
To quote the Red Dwarf books, "I wish I had a daughter, just so I could frobid her to marry him."


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: girl home mood move out
Rating: 4.77/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - September 13, 2011, 6:13 am, #224250
Just...eeww I love it!
mariand - September 1, 2011, 6:55 am, #223799
LOL...thi5 is cool


ROUTINE - The most efficient inhibitor of intelligence




MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm, #89309
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm, #89307
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm, #89305
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm, #89283
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm, #89281
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm, #89277
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm, #89275
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm, #89256
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm, #89254
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm, #89249
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm, #89248
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm, #89245
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm, #89242
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm, #89238
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm, #89230
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm, #89227
All I see are ***bIES!!!


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